Ladies and Gentlemen

[thebitterguy]

I present to you: The Quadruple Bypass Burger.

A kilo of beef. Bacon, cheese, and veggies.

This is the kind of food that they develop special eating techniques for. Like unhinging your jaw, or extruding your esophagus.

And, you can take your buddies on Alpha Male Mondays, when Monty Brown will bring your meal to the table.

Wait, no.

Comments

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Did you read the stuff about the lawsuit and the "nurses"? Funny.

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

I was about to ask the same thing! It's ossibly my favourite bit on the site. Didn't Scully wear that FBI outfit? No?

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

No, but she should have.

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Scully's never been one for dressing up all girly (http://www.viscotland.org.uk/textimages/VISKIDS/High/entertainment/TV/ddga4.jpg), though ;)

[thebitterguy]

It was amusing. Poor nurses.

[mightygodking.livejournal.com]

[shara.livejournal.com]

I'd pay money to watch men eat that. No really. That's the kind of freak I can be. 0_o

[troy-duffy.livejournal.com]

Oh man... that place looks awesome. Those burgers look great, and just the whole in-your-face "we're trying to kill you" attitude ("Flatline fries, cooked in lard!") is awesome. And I'd just be SO up to that Alpha Male challenge! One time me & my two buddies all went to Mandarin (an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Chinese Rest here in Toronto) and gave ourselves a similar challenge. I "won" (no t-shirt!) at 4 heaping plates, and man we were all in pain afterwards :)

And then the service...the decor..makes Hooters look like a Chuck E Cheese!

Man, how could you cruelly draw this to my attention when it is oh so far away! You cruel man!

2006 is the Year of the Carnivore! Pass it on!

[shara.livejournal.com]

Okay, now you're just trying to turn me on.

WTB Alpha Males + buffet style restaurants. :P

[thebitterguy]

Well, CasinoRama hosted a turkey eating competition last week. Keep your eyes open for Christmas time.

[shara.livejournal.com]

The buffets are easier to find than the Alpha Males. :P

;)

[troy-duffy.livejournal.com]

Okay, now you're just trying to turn me on.

Well, no, I wasn't, but yeah, its kinda hot if it does :)

If my buddies ever come back to Toronto to face me for a rematch, I'll try to let you know in case you want to come watch. And we won't even charge you :)

[shara.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're the greatest mister! *giggle* ;)

[thebitterguy]

Heh. Last time I went to Mandarin I did the mantra of 'pace myself'. I don't remember how many plates it was, but there were a lot, about half full.

At the end of the evening, I was begging sweet baby Jesus for a swift release.

We should find a place like that next time we're down in Indy or Columbus.

[troy-duffy.livejournal.com]

Half full plate? Oh no, no. Half full will not do. Getting my plate back to the table without losing any food is an act worthy of Cirque De Soleil. Piling it on at the buffet has its own strategy in fact, piling compatible food either next to each other, or on the next layer. Its like food-based Tetris. By the time I eat halfway through my plate, I'm pleasently surprised by half of what I eat having forgot all that I put in there. Half full. Bah, I would crush you.

But yes, I hear ya about praying for sweet release after the 4 plate marathon... god that hurt. But... I was the Alpha Male :)

[fat-actor.livejournal.com]

I went to the Mandarin like 15 years ago or some such... maybe more... Is that place still open? It was very good as I recall.

Monty Brown gonna serve me my food eh? But won't he spill it everywhere when he goes...

POUNCE!!!!!

;)

As for the comment about Alpha Males being hard to find, well I have to ask, do you mean real Alphas (such as myself) or wanna-be alphas (who were the bane of my days as a bouncer)?

[thebitterguy]

Oh, yeah, there are many Mandarins to be found. I go once a year to test my resolve. I generally fail that test.

[shara.livejournal.com]

Is this, like, a test? What's the point of a wanna-be Alpha? ;)

[fat-actor.livejournal.com]

LOL! I ask myself that all the damn time. Though they do sem to think grotesque displays of pointless machismo is the way, but all that says is "Not Alpha". When a true Alpha walks into a room, you know it because every male in the room takes notice and either wants to talk to him right away or is immediately threatened, no matter how nice or friendly the Alpha may be.

le sigh... I have had more guys try and start fights with me over that shit...