Hoo'd Win! By Request

[thebitterguy]

Well, we've never done this at The Bitter Guide before, but I'm bored and, well, have little to do.

So! The challenge today is between to canny competitors: Strong Bad and Ali G. One is the vector through which bad internet comedy gets spread, the other is an online cartoon! But you can't tell which is which, now can you?

One has spoken to the powerful, the fascinating, the intelligent, and Pat Buchanan. The other answers emails on an antiquated PC in his basement from people in Buffalo. One is of indeterminate ethnic extraction, and the other wears a tracksuit. Really, they coul be twins.

Let's throw down!

[Poll #853008]

Comments

[gnaremoob.livejournal.com]

Go Strong Bad!

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

In his days wif da W. Staines Massiv, Ali G might 'av 'ad some tuff, but now 'es jest biggin' up hisself.

Strong Bad is still in da real; even if he does 'ang aroun' wiff poofy toony fellas.

(Big shout outs to our HBG -- is this the start of a trend? Throw downs by request?)

[thebitterguy]

Hell, I can't come up with Hoo'd Wins on a regular basis, so I can't see anything wrong with openning the doors to the readers.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

BURNINATION!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Where's option #3, The Public Enemy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Public_Enemy_%28professional_wrestling%29)? Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge totally r00lz over deez wannabes, yo.

Or something.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I've always hated Sascha Baron Cohen. I know it's supposed to highlight the idiosyncracies in people, but honestly nothing I've seen of his indicates anything other than his finding a marginally acceptable outlet for his uncontrollable desire to be a prick. At least the Jackass guys are all volunteers.

Does you hates him because he is black?

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, I've never really been anything that could be called a fan. Really, I voted for him out of sympathy as much as anything else.

Re: Does you hates him because he is black?

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

True, Ali G may have all the idiots, but Strong Bad has dominion over the Internet. And I notice Borat doesn't get a song in Guitar Hero II!

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

I'm sad, because I'm flying.

Doug.