Stuff happens
Oct. 17th, 2006 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyAmusing things happen in noisy restaurants. For example, we can discuss abortive Superman scripts (starting off by discussion the How It Should Have Ended version of Superman) and go into a discusson of Peter Guber's giant spider fetish (vis Kevin Smith). What's amusing is if someone mishears that. "What? Spider man fought James Spader?" "No, Superman fought a Giant Spider!"
The discussion then diverged into two directions, one outlining a hypothetical Superman/James Spader fight (they'd probably have to settle for Michael Shanks, the poor man's James Spader), the other reminiscing about the Giant Spider who starred in Sex, Lies and Videotape. "Tell me, do you have sexual fantasies (mandibles clatter)?" "Do you like to masturbate (mandibles clatter)?"
Now, of course, boar pasta and volume make both of those much more amusing.
The discussion then diverged into two directions, one outlining a hypothetical Superman/James Spader fight (they'd probably have to settle for Michael Shanks, the poor man's James Spader), the other reminiscing about the Giant Spider who starred in Sex, Lies and Videotape. "Tell me, do you have sexual fantasies (mandibles clatter)?" "Do you like to masturbate (mandibles clatter)?"
Now, of course, boar pasta and volume make both of those much more amusing.
