thebitterguy

"Meet the Fromberts. Ethel lives her life according to strict objectivist principles. Over the years, she has shot 15 door to door salesmen, including eight girl scouts, for violation of her property. She keeps the skull of a jehovah's witness on her front doorstep as a warning to 'those too weak to find their own way'. Her husband Rufus is an engineer with Bell and Howell, designing GPS systems that can be inserted into the skulls of young children to track them."

"Meet the Gillerfoyles. Denise has had a special device installed in her minivan to allow it to coast safely to a stop in case of Rapture. Orville sells "harvest celebration" costumes for children that allow them to dress up as the holy family."

"Over the next two weeks, these two families will each learn something about themselves, possibly at gunpoint. Welcome to... Wife Swap."