Links of the hour.

[thebitterguy]

So, ladies, anyone looking for a life partner? Perhaps you should Settle for Brian.

I prefer some abiguation and obfuscation to that much honesty.

If, on the other hand, you're looking for work in the sunny carribean, consider being the Detainee librarian for Gitmo!. You TOO can deal with the dissapointment on their faces when they learn there's no Pashtun translation for "Yes I Am".

Thanks to mollpeartree and ratmmjess for this wonderful, wonderful stuff. You'll pay. Oh yes, you'll pay.

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

I'd say Brian is just using another level of obfuscation.

Also, he sounds really boring.

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

He should have used the tried and true (http://www.kidblount.com/) method.

[umario.livejournal.com]

I love Brian's website...