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Okay, first off: Man, what? Allow me to quote the alien from Plan Nine from Outer Space: all you of Earth are idiots.

MODOK over Chemo? I mean, seriously, people. Allow me to spell it out: It's mind over matter. Chemo ain't got no mind, so MODOK don't matter. I send much love to [livejournal.com profile] ludickidin this time, but there's no comparison.

Look, allow me to break it down in script format


MODOK
It is I, MODOK! I am awaiting the morning shuttle bus to the AIM headquarters! Wait, what is that approaching?

Chemo
Ggle, hiss.

MODOK
It is some kind of creature! I will subdue it with my mind rays!

Chemo
Sizzle, Gghs.

MODOK
The mind rays! They do nothing!

Chemo
Spray

MODOK
Heavens! I am growing to enormous size, such that my already comically large head is even larger and my rocket chair cannot support my weight! Oh, my blackened heart!

Chemo
(a ripple appears in the burbling fluids of Chemo's facial area. Could it be... a smile? Nope, just gas bubbles. A lot like a baby, that Chemo, only more toxic).

Date: 2006-09-22 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluelang.livejournal.com
Hey! I voted for that Big Baby of Destruction, Chemo!

Just dropping him on Bloodhaven destroyed Nightwing's favorite dancespots - well, all of them, technically! Imagine if Chemo had *tried* to mess stuff up!

Date: 2006-09-22 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com
I was imagining a full-skill versus full-skill contest, which would allow MODOK access to his labs and robots and henchmen.

Date: 2006-09-22 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athelind.livejournal.com
Actually, he was born in the back lot OUTSIDE the lab.

Date: 2006-09-22 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com
MODOK's mind beams actually also take the form of concussive power beams, not just telepathtic attacks.

Date: 2006-09-22 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmanofprague.livejournal.com
Oh, I thought it was actually "Who looks more like a HUGE SPACE-BABY."

Date: 2006-09-22 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athelind.livejournal.com
My stepdaughter is starting a Mutants & Masterminds game where the premise is "Mirror-Universe Marvel" -- an alternate MU where the heroes are villains, and the villains are heroes.

If Fin Fang Foom hadn't been available, I would have played MODOK.

Date: 2006-09-22 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevin-church.livejournal.com
Modok: "To me, my AIM-Men."
Chemo: BLURBLE.

*NUCLEAR 'SPLOSION*

The end.

Date: 2006-09-22 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redeem147.livejournal.com
I voted for MODOK on a strictly emotional basis, because I've never had dinner with Chemo.

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