Stupid SOAP jokes I was telling my wife before I left last week.

[thebitterguy]

Cynra: Maybe you should wear your jeans, instead of your shorts. The plane can get cold.

TBG: Oh, you mean I might get shakes on the plane?

Cynra: There's no need for that.

TBG: Maybe if I get cold, they'll give me a nice baked good filled with carbohydrates to keep me warm.

Cynra: I don't think they have snacks on flights as short as yours.

TBG: You mean there's no cakes on the plane?

Cynra: I really think you should...

TBG: Do you think if it were long, I'd get fed duck?

Cynra: Well, no, they usually don't serve duck in economy...

TBG: So there's no Drakes on a plane?

Cynra: I'll be in the car. You finish packing.

TBG: Wait! It would be really neat if they showed the sequel to Chinatown! Because then we could watch The Two Jakes on a plane!

[crickets]

Comments

[vonandmoggy.livejournal.com]

So, what you're telling us is...you have a very patient wife?

(Though I did giggle at "cakes on the plane"...ha!)

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's fucking hilarious!

[fossilapostle.livejournal.com]

See now, I would've had to kill ya.

;)

[innocent-man.livejournal.com]

See, I think it's funny. :)

[monsura.livejournal.com]

Heh, haven't been blessed to see SOAP yet, but since reading this, I've been torturing my wife in the same way. :-)

Heh, fed duck...

[gurudata.livejournal.com]

Hiho,

So there's no Drakes on a plane?

Only in first class. Choice is between duck or beef. You know, beef... Steaks on a Plane...

Cu,
Andrew

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Brakes on a plane.

Aches on a plane.