thebitterguy

Cynra: Maybe you should wear your jeans, instead of your shorts. The plane can get cold.

TBG: Oh, you mean I might get shakes on the plane?

Cynra: There's no need for that.

TBG: Maybe if I get cold, they'll give me a nice baked good filled with carbohydrates to keep me warm.

Cynra: I don't think they have snacks on flights as short as yours.

TBG: You mean there's no cakes on the plane?

Cynra: I really think you should...

TBG: Do you think if it were long, I'd get fed duck?

Cynra: Well, no, they usually don't serve duck in economy...

TBG: So there's no Drakes on a plane?

Cynra: I'll be in the car. You finish packing.

TBG: Wait! It would be really neat if they showed the sequel to Chinatown! Because then we could watch The Two Jakes on a plane!

[crickets]