Jack Benny speaks truth

[thebitterguy]

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny

Comments

[sixteenbynine.livejournal.com]

My wife and I put it this way: We've had 3,415 fights while married, but we've made up for every single one.

[vonandmoggy.livejournal.com]

For a split second I missed the Jacky Benny credit and I was sitting here thinking...thebitterguy has been married to someone for 47 years!? How old is he??!

And then I re-read the post.

I need another coffee. :)

[(Anonymous)]

I remember an old "Mr. Interesting" sketch on the Frantics, where it is pointed out that while 1/3 of all marriages end in divorce, it is never mentioned that the other 2/3's of marriages end in death...

::B::

[thebitterguy]

Isn't that interesting!