Gift shopping

[thebitterguy]

What do you get the objectivist who has everything?

Nothing! As long as you have something, he doesn't have everything!

Comments

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

Gifts?!?!

GIFTS...... FOR OBJECTIVISTS!?!?!

*head explodes*

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

A punch to the face! That's the gift I give any objectivist I meet, followed by a quote from the greatest modern philosopher, Kuni the Karate Teacher from "UHF":

"STUPID!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!"

[thebitterguy]

Now, tell me how you really feel.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who could be properly termed an Objectivist. I figure they usually figure out they live in a socialist utopia and head for the hills.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I've met them once or twice. Imagine an economist who thinks Adam Smith applies to human emotions. They're not very nice to people, in general.