Hoo'd Win? Dead Australian Rock Star edition

[thebitterguy]

Today, Loyal Bitterites, we put your loyalties to the test. No, not to me. I know you'd take a bullet for me.

No, today, we will test your love for dead Australian Rock Stars.

Two of the shiningest lights of the rockers from down under club found themselves extinguished in classic rock star fashion. First, classic AC/DC frontman Bon Scott died of "misadventure", which is what they called chokin' on your own puke. Not to be outdone, INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence died in 1997 of what was called a suicide, but it also suspected of being death by autoerotic asphyxiation. They both burned bright and didn't fade away.

So, now! Make your choice! Pick which of these Aussie rock gods will reign supreme in rock and roll heaven! Or possibly rule rock and roll hell, while the other serves in rock and roll heaven. I mean, really, it's all subjective.


[Poll #769596]

Comments

[inscrutable.livejournal.com]

I definately think Michael Hutchence was cooler, but Bon Scott would take him in a fight.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Michael Hutchence was hot and had a great voice.

Nevertheless, Bon Scott would've wiped the floor with him.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Ugly mug with missing teeth 'n all, Bon Scott would slap that sissy Hutchence up one side of the arena and down t'other. ('s dyin' time!)

[umario.livejournal.com]

One died choking on his own vomit.

The other died of autoerotic asphyxiation (or as George Carlin put it, he got off while he got off).

Which one's more hardcore?

Scott stamps on him. Then cleans up his puke and Hutchence's juke with Hutchence.

Sorry, I'm full of rage today. I blame Stephen Harper.

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

If necessary, I will create a hundred new LJ accounts for myself to secure Bon Scott's victory.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think it's necessary.

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but in the spirit of the over-the-top style of Bon Scott, I may do it anyway.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Regardless of whether it was suicide or fucking up while masturbating, Michael died a pussified death. Scott's death was just stupid.

And, everyone pointing out that Scott woulda kicked the bejesus outta Mikey is also correct.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I thought this was supposed to be a fair fight? Aren't you going to at least arm Michael Hutchence, perhaps a garrote?

Easy come, easy go

[tomt2.livejournal.com]

Does Bon Scott have a wife Bob Geldorf could now get involved with? It's not like he'll have to worry about leaving her to play gigs.