Checking out with George
Jul. 10th, 2006 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguySo, Sunday, I'm on my way out of the hotel when I decide I want the Toyota Drive Canada pamphlet. I'm flipping through it when George Takei walks up to the lobby.
He says to the receptionist "I'd like to consolidate my coins into bills."
Now, the thing is, being George Takei, he sounds extra sexy doing it.
He opens his mouth, and velvet comes out.
Man, wish I'd caught his speechifying.
He says to the receptionist "I'd like to consolidate my coins into bills."
Now, the thing is, being George Takei, he sounds extra sexy doing it.
He opens his mouth, and velvet comes out.
Man, wish I'd caught his speechifying.
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Date: 2006-07-11 01:12 am (UTC)Why are there no "facts" about George Takei's voice? This strikes me as a gap that needs filling!
The Cuban Missile Crisis was not averted by diplomacy; George Takei broke into the line and the world leaders were too mesmerized to press the button.
George Takei is homosexual by request of the male population of the world. Otherwise, they would never get laid.
George Takei's voice is classified as a non-lethal weapon in five states, as at very close range it can induce orgasm.
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Date: 2006-07-11 01:27 am (UTC)George Takei is homosexual by request of the male population of the world. Otherwise, they would never get laid.
Best one ever.
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Date: 2006-07-11 01:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-11 01:23 am (UTC)Takei is awesome.
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Date: 2006-07-11 04:48 am (UTC)Hi, noticed you'd added me, and wondered where you'd caught me from...
Let me know, and I'll add you back. :)
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Date: 2006-07-11 01:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-11 07:39 am (UTC)That and the one about the two guys who wanted to show some Twilight Zone episodes at an early '70s con, found Rod Serling in the phone book and called him up.
Rod said yes, only he'd never sorted out the film cans after CBS sent them over. So at Rod's invitation, they spent the day in Serling's garage organizing his TZ collection while he played tennis. (I'm also guessing Rod probably smoked an entire carton or two while playing.)
But still, I think "I heard Sulu getting rid of his pocket change" deserves a spot right next to "I cleaned out Rod Serling's garage."
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Your pal in geeky pursuits,
T.C. Badass
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Date: 2006-07-11 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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