David Hasselhoff is... James Bond!

[thebitterguy]

Oh, God, no.

Youtube brings boy joy and pain.

The damage he did Nick Fury continues to spread.

Comments

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

Somewhere Patrick McGoohan (the original John Drake, Secret Agent Man) is crying.

And Johnny Mathis.

He's crying too.

Doug.

[thebitterguy]

Patrick McGoohan does not cry. He seethes and plots revenge.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

I was trying to think of a single instance of PMcG crying. I think not.

He has pretty eyes, though.

[thothmeister.livejournal.com]

ANY Hasselhof song is bad... but I think that after Sean Patrick Fannon shared his "Stuck on a feeling" video, I've been able to strengthen my stomach to them.

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

dew (http://dew.ytmnd.com/)

[thebitterguy]

NOt quite as good as Rammstein's version. But enjoyable.

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

Isn't that always the way? Nothing's ever as good as the Rammstein version.
Although I am quite fond of Flaming Tuba Man's "Oops I Did It Again."

[anidada.livejournal.com]

The rocket pack and the motorcycle... oh dear lord.

Also, the angst! the confusion! Dude, please. Connery-as-Bond never looked like he just realized he wet himself, did he? Wait, don't answer that.

[thebitterguy]

Only in Never say Never Again.

[lowercaseem.livejournal.com]

Shatner I could watch all of...

I had to stop this one.