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To celebrate me being thrilled by a rerun of Batman Begins and creeped out by a Snake Eyes fansite (at least the erotic slash fiction section is not immediately visible), The Bitter Guy is proud to present to you: Hoo'd Win! The Ninja edition!

In the Black corner, Snake Eyes, member of a elite military team that fights ambiguous terrorists who seem more intent on conquering the world through MLM! He has a hot redheaded southern chick hung up on him, even though his face can best be described as 'deep fried', yet he chooses to live in the woods with his best friend, a deaf wolf*! Of course, he's mute, so it doesn't really matter.

In the... OTHER black corner: The God Damn Batman. Dark Knight Detective, guardian of the gotham streets, protector of the innocent and member of completely innocent relationships with young boys.

So, kids, let's take it to the streets: Who wins in this drag em out battle of night warriors of the graphic novel world?

Fight!

[Poll #747207]


*Wolf not actually deaf.

Re: Excuse me?

Date: 2006-06-13 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

*shudders*

Hey, at least with Snake Eyes slash, there's not as much inane dialogue.

Re: Excuse me?

Date: 2006-06-13 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
Unless Snakey's "partner" is one that's keen on rambling monologues.

Re: Excuse me?

Date: 2006-06-13 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

Snake Eyes/Destro slash?

*shudder*

Re: Excuse me?

Date: 2006-06-13 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
They don't call him "Chrome Dome" for nothin' baybee!

Re: Excuse me?

Date: 2006-06-13 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

AUGH!

My eyes! My eyes!

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