How to put the bitter guy in a funk

[thebitterguy]

Take one Bitter Guy

Add the promise of a sundae

Add an hour's anticipation

subtract any actual Sundae.

Voila! Grumpiness.

Comments

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

See, that should be illegal. Punishable by up to six months in jail.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Interestingly, giving sundaes used to be a capital crime in Afghanistan.

[thebitterguy]

Or a significant fine. With spankings.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Some people like spankings. Therefore they should be optional.

[vonandmoggy.livejournal.com]

Why no sundae!? That's lawsuit material, I tell ya.

[thebitterguy]

Tell me about it. I was so broken up, I left work early.

By using time off coupons. But it's the thought that counts.

[electricland.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong! You need a sundae!

[thebitterguy]

So much do I need a sundae. So very, very much.

Maybe I'll put chocolate sauce on some ice cream. That's LIKE a sundae.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

In fact, it is a sundae. Don't tell me it needs whipped cream. Yuck.