Hoppy Valentines day!

[thebitterguy]

So, it's Valentine's day!
[Poll #673125]

Comments

[nexstarman.livejournal.com]

Can I pick "really in love, but not using babytalk at all?"

[thebitterguy]

Nope.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

..."butter bum?"

Somebody's seen "Last Tango In Paris" one too many times!

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

I believe separate television sets are the key to a harmonious relationship.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey. What about "relationship is dying"? I don't see an option for that.

[thebitterguy]

Hmmm. I did miss that one.

Oh, well. Next year!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

You also missed my turning your cutesy baby talk into an anal sex joke, but then I guess not everyone's seen that movie. :-)

[thebitterguy]

Oh, I saw that. I was just busy curled up on the floor in a fetal position.

Get tha buddeh, indeed.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Man, I've seen some really unpleasant shit on film, but none more unpleasant than that. Sooner "Ichii the Killer" again than that one!

[thebitterguy]

It actually came up in discussion here a while back when the last League of Extraordinary Gentlement series came out. It's a horrid little meme.