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thebitterguy[Poll #662689]
Yes, ladies and gentlemen! The battle has been brought down to Earth! Now, pick which of these two classic superspies would be triumpant in a battle of wits and cheezy gadgets!
Do you go with the dashing 007? Or the gruff head of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Pick one! Pick NOW! Justify my love, and your choice!
You Pick the terrain! You pick the circumstances! Hell, you can pick if it's Hasselhoff Fury vs Roger Moore Bond!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen! The battle has been brought down to Earth! Now, pick which of these two classic superspies would be triumpant in a battle of wits and cheezy gadgets!
Do you go with the dashing 007? Or the gruff head of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Pick one! Pick NOW! Justify my love, and your choice!
You Pick the terrain! You pick the circumstances! Hell, you can pick if it's Hasselhoff Fury vs Roger Moore Bond!
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Date: 2006-01-30 02:59 am (UTC)See, I would've said Nick Fury, but then, I remembered there was that tv movie with Nick in it, and you might recall that The Hoff played Nick, and that just means that Nick's really a pussy, if a dickwad like The Hoff can portray him.
James Bond did have Timothy Dalton portray him, and that kinda weakened his power rating, but with the strong portrayals by Sean and Pierce, and even the ok job done by Roger, there's really no contest.
James is the shizzle, yo.
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Date: 2006-01-30 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-30 03:52 am (UTC)Now, I have to disgree - Doom could take Bond just as easily as Bond taking Doom. Doom's got magic and other mojo that JB isn't used to dealing with. JB could seriously fuck up Doom's plans and stuff like that, but in a one-on-one, I'd have to go with the good Doctor D.
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Date: 2006-01-30 04:00 am (UTC)Less said about Lazenby, though...
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Date: 2006-01-30 04:03 am (UTC)He's resourceful, I'll grant you, and he runs S.H.I.E.L.D., but that just means Bond gets operational support beyond his own bad self. I think I gotta hand it to Mr. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang here.
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Date: 2006-01-30 04:11 am (UTC)Well, for me the attempt to PC things by making Dalton's Bond not so misogynistic/womanizing really fucked with things.
Ah, I kinda liked the Lazenby movie. Maybe it was b/c of the ending... *shrugs*
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Date: 2006-01-30 04:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-30 04:24 am (UTC)Oh, yeah, definitely - Lazenby wasn't the most charismatic (did I just say that with a straight face?) actor... but the story made him seem cooler, I guess.
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Date: 2006-01-30 05:08 am (UTC)I think Dalton's Bond is vastly under-rated as well. The first parts of Living Daylights really are a good film.
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Date: 2006-01-30 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-30 06:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-30 02:17 pm (UTC)Advantage Fury. He was, after all, head of the Howling Commandos.
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Date: 2006-01-30 02:59 pm (UTC)I think that anyone who started off as a comics fan is gonna say Fury has it over Bond. Vice-versa Bond fans.
All I need to say is this:
- Flying aircraft carriers
- Life Model Decoy robots that are so passable as their source person that they begin to think they are them - like a cool Robert Ludlum "deep-cover" story
- Flying cars
- Jetpacks in more than one episode
- Bad guys who could be your next door neighbour in a mask.
- OTHER bad guys who are disgruntled MENSA graduatesm with body surgery and a bad attitude.
...this is not mentioning the fact that eachof those evil organisations is headed by an ex-Nai who's had a grudge against the lead caharcter since they punched them in the face in WWII.
Fury might not beat Bond, because Bond MUST win in everything he's in (its in his contract), but Fury & Co. are 3 million times COOLER than Bond.
(EVEN when they're drawn by George Tuska - and that's going a ways).
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Date: 2006-01-30 03:00 pm (UTC)..."Nai" being NAZI when typed on a cheap internet cafe keyboard.
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Date: 2006-01-30 03:02 pm (UTC)Lazenby might not have been, and Connery would have had Bridgitte Bardot if the Broccolis hadn't cheaped out and gone for Lazenby.
Cry for what might have been Connery's Bond marrying Brigitte Bardot after he handed Telly Savalas as Blofeld his ass...
Now *that*'s a Bond movie - shame it didn't happen.
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Date: 2006-01-30 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-30 04:08 pm (UTC):::milk rockets out of nose:::
That's the funniest thing I've read in the last seven days!
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Date: 2006-01-30 05:25 pm (UTC)It's my being a total Bond geek that put it over the top. :-)
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Date: 2006-01-30 05:29 pm (UTC)Do a "-Back Mountain" on THAT one, if you dare! :-)
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Date: 2006-01-30 06:45 pm (UTC)Fury wins.