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thebitterguyOkay, did I fall asleep while humanity's good judgment jumped the tracks or something? Female Roller derby is back?
What the FUCK!? Will Donna Summer be performing a live show at halftime? Have the surviving Bee Gees working as refs?
I mean, Jesus, I'm not one of those retarded "Nothing good came out of the 70s!" Lileks worshippers, but let's just grasp onto lucidity for a short second and try to figure this out. Chicks on roller skates travelling around a circle smacking each other until they bruise their nipples was a goofy idea back when the drugs were weaker and the cuffs larger, but now, in the 21st century? Shouldn't we have Urban Brawl leagues instead? Combat Biker leagues?
Yes, I did get my copy of SR4yesterday. How did you know?
Oh, and look! Sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, or as humans call it "a sin for which there is no apology".
That explains a little, yes.
But, really. It's even a national phenomena. Oh, God. They do tend to spread, don't they? Can we lock the border now? I know it'll shatter our economy, but it's for the best. Fuck, there's a league in Detroit with rockin' music on the webpage. I'm missing it AS I SPEAK.
Feh.
In other news: Today, I made up a new joke. However, it requires live performance, and can never be told to anyone without a foreskin, JUST IN CASE.
What the FUCK!? Will Donna Summer be performing a live show at halftime? Have the surviving Bee Gees working as refs?
I mean, Jesus, I'm not one of those retarded "Nothing good came out of the 70s!" Lileks worshippers, but let's just grasp onto lucidity for a short second and try to figure this out. Chicks on roller skates travelling around a circle smacking each other until they bruise their nipples was a goofy idea back when the drugs were weaker and the cuffs larger, but now, in the 21st century? Shouldn't we have Urban Brawl leagues instead? Combat Biker leagues?
Yes, I did get my copy of SR4yesterday. How did you know?
Oh, and look! Sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, or as humans call it "a sin for which there is no apology".
That explains a little, yes.
But, really. It's even a national phenomena. Oh, God. They do tend to spread, don't they? Can we lock the border now? I know it'll shatter our economy, but it's for the best. Fuck, there's a league in Detroit with rockin' music on the webpage. I'm missing it AS I SPEAK.
Feh.
In other news: Today, I made up a new joke. However, it requires live performance, and can never be told to anyone without a foreskin, JUST IN CASE.
