Funny shit

[thebitterguy]

Chuck Norris knows about the random facts about Chuck Norris.

And it looks like he's okay with it.

Comments

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

..."The Justice Riders?"

[thebitterguy]

I think that was an Elseworlds book, too.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

His reply is frighteningly... cute.

"Boys will be boys. Look! I wrote a book! ^_^"

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Hey, Chuck is Da Man. He can be Bad Ass and Cute at the same time. He can even do a stupid show like Walker, Texas Fucknugget, and still be Bad Ass.

----

Best Chuck fact ever:

After watching the Karate Kid, Chuck Norris challenged Mr. Miyagi to a Fight 'Til The Death. When Miyagi declined because "karate is not used to harm others," Chuck gave him a roundhouse kick to the temple, smashed the picture of his dead wife to prove a point and replied, "It is now, bitch."

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

"You're... you're a monster!"

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris's dominionist christian page is not all that cool.

[thebitterguy]

I guess he knows which side of the bread is buttered.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Did I say "cool"?

[inscrutable.livejournal.com]

Note what the title of my LJ has been for the last month or two.

The Chief Export of Chuck Norris is Pain

[thebitterguy]

Indeed. It is Chucktastic.

[dogbreathcanada.livejournal.com]

That's just a copy-cat of the more hilarious Random Facts about Vin Diesel.

[thebitterguy]

Although VD was first, I believe that, just like Burger King, the duplicate surpasses the original.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Wyrd, homey.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

So, wait, you prefer the Burger King to the King in Yellow?

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, the feedback I get from eating Burger King is more like pleasure, compared to similar reactions gotten from eating McDonalds.

Apache Burger is better than either of them, personally.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

I've hung around vegetarians enough that I can't really deal with actual burger-burgers, strangely enough. Although a really, um, meaty veggie burger is still nice. Lick's has good ones.