Lunch!

[thebitterguy]

Drove out to Ole' Miss to get some blood taken (I cheated a little, and instead of fasting for 12 hours ate a piece of cheese. Shhh).

Turns out I also have to turn in a 24 hour urine sample. They gave me this bucket into which I will void my bladder (boy, I'll bet you're wishing I had a TMI Filter!) over the course of a day. I'll probably do it on Sunday and hand it in Monday, on my way to work.

You should see the size of the container. It's quite large. I'd always thought that a 24 hour urine sample was the stuff of legend (since I first heard of one in The Big Book of Urban Legends), but nope, true.

24 Hour Urine Sample would be a great band name.

Had lunch with pyat at Lick's. It was okay, but when I pulled out of the parking lot and realized there was a Swiss Chalet two doors down, I cursed my luck. My next vacation day, we get so much for so little!

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it occurred to me that, dang, $9.75 is a helluva lot for a burger and fries. That'll buy be half a chicken, fries, and vegetables at SC.

[thebitterguy]

We could have gotten a festive holiday special, with stuffing, salad, and Lindor chocolates!

Fuck!

[atomiks.livejournal.com]

Pictures! Picture of the Urine container!

(Preferably before it's filled.)

[thebitterguy]

Well, I can, but lacking a digital camera I'd have a tough time uploading them.

I think it's a repurposed general function 3 litre container. It has a spout on it (a spout!).

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Three litres. And a spout. OMG, EW!

[thebitterguy]

Oh, please. Like you haven't been around things almost exactly the same over the past few years.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Not in that quantity. :P

[thebitterguy]

The Justin Mohareb Experience: Giving you MORE.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

You know you are expected to fill it entirely, don't you?

::B::

[thebitterguy]

Should be noooo problem. I'll just drink a lot of sweet, sweet liquor.

I mean, grape juice. Sweet, sweet grape juice. By Paul Newman.

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

"24 Hour Urine Sample would be a great band name."

Bah, I'm sure they'd be piss-poor.

*rimshot*

*crawls back into my plague den*

[thebitterguy]

Boo-urns, Boo-urns!

[uniquecrash5.livejournal.com]

May I inquire as to why they need so much pee from you?

[thebitterguy]

If only I knew. I presume to check some kind of organ function.

Ours is to to question why, ours is just to pee into a big jug.