I ain't single, I'm just alone

[thebitterguy]

So, Senora. Bitter has voyaged off to San Jose for WorldCon . I am alone.

Which is why I ate an Apache Burger and will now sit down to watch Legend. Ah, sweet, sweet Legend.

The Apache Burger, btw, is a double cheeseburger. It will kill lesser men, but I find myself strangely unharmed.

I will, if you like, someday tell you the story of The Double Dolly Parton burger. It is a tale of horror, of pain and fear.

The wife's plane was at eight something, so we were up at 5:30.

This, of course, caused me to be exhausted so I fell asleep at work in the break room. This is not unusual, except that I slept past my end of break.

I thankfully managed to get my supervisor to let me off of the hook, even if I did have to skip my last break.

Oh, yeah: I'm now a 'help line' agent at work. This means when people have problems they come to ME. I like that. It's the way the world should be.

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[pyat.livejournal.com]

My wife is also gone this day... I was going to eat a Pugger burger and watch Conan.

I ended up eating a box of KD and watching the Simpsons.

Wow! Just being being a swinging bachelor again!

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[thebitterguy]

I will eat KD tommorow. I will enjoy it. I will add Ketchup, bacon bits, curry and/or chili powder.