I guess only Nixon could go to China...

[thebitterguy]

And only the Post could say that we don't hate Americans.

Which is comforting, because apparently they don't hate us, either.

But this Gibson guy certainly sounds like an asshole.

Well, that's a load off my mind. Who's up for some Poutine n' Pepsi?

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

But... but.... people tell me I hate America, so I must!

[anidada.livejournal.com]

I know, eh? It's totally shattered my self-esteem. :D

[thebitterguy]

We still have Tim's, eh?

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Quiet, you! Now I'm fighting the urge to go down the street for a double-double (in this weather? gaaaaah!)!

[thebitterguy]

In this weather, indeed. This is really Ice Cap climate.

When Yuppie Meets Slacker

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Those things are like 99% fat and 1% caffeine. Why bother? I'd rather walk a shorter distance to Second Cup and get them to whip up a non-fat iced latte. Hence, the subject line.

In fact, I'm gonna do that right now. Yes. Mmm.

Re: When Yuppie Meets Slacker

[thebitterguy]

Why bother? Because they're sweeeet and chocolatey. And yummy. And cold.

And we get them cheaper here than in the states.

Re: When Yuppie Meets Slacker

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Eh. All I taste is the fat. It's like drinking lard. :P

Re: When Yuppie Meets Slacker

[thebitterguy]

All I get is the smooth, creamy refreshment. Hmmmmm.

Re: When Yuppie Meets Slacker

[thebitterguy]

I'm the Slacker, right?

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the Gibson guy, but since he works for Fox News, he's most likely an asshole. At least an asshat.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Possibly both. Which makes for a fascinating mental image. ;)

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Or we could throw assclown in there too, and see what kinda image that brings up.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

I wish I could find a pic of Bimbo the Clown from the Uncle Bobby Show...

[thebitterguy]

Wouldn't an Assclown kind of HAVE to wear an asshat?

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think so. Not all clowns wear hats.

[mr-weasel.livejournal.com]

But, we're talking about Assclowns specifically.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Random pics of various people I've seen identified as an "assclown":









Anyhow, 3 w/o hats...

[thebitterguy]

Many of the great clowns do not wear hats.

I think an Assclown with an Asshat would be a Super Assclown.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Now, that's a frightening concept.

Would a Super Asshat at least have a cape, too?

I found an assclown wearing no hat...

[umario.livejournal.com]

Found the assclown you were looking for (http://www.michaelmoore.com/_media/Coulter.mov), but no hat.

It appears that the asshat is purely voluntary on the part of the assclown (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assclown&r=d).