Oh! Have I mentioned...

[thebitterguy]

This damn goatee makes me look SO DAMN SEXY?!

I was looking at myself in the mirror this morning, and I went "Hey, it's Ethan Hawke!" and then I went "Holy Shit, that's not Ethan Hawke! That's me! I'm SO damn sexy!"

Damn Sexy. Yeahhhh.

Comments

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Can we see?

I just shaved mine off. Too freaking hot for long hair and a van dyke.

[thebitterguy]

Hmmm. An interesting challenge. I'll see if there are any good photos online in a few days.

[kinra.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love that you're listening to Bon Scott talk about his balls while you type this. It's the most compelling mental image: Justin looking in the mirror speaking like a lecherous old Scotchstralian socialite.

[thebitterguy]

I find the similarity very appropriate.

I stroke my goatee, sensually.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

Well then change your icon because that ain't no goatee. That's a tongue! I think.

[thebitterguy]

I tried, but it quickly stopped being fun and started to resemble work. So, I dropped it.

[mr-weasel.livejournal.com]

This damn goatee makes me look SO DAMN SEXY?!

Yes, but does it make you look DEAD SEXY?

[ketronic.livejournal.com]

ANd I'm not going to see this sexy face today at the clinic?!?

You're booked with Jen again... do you not love Tracy and me anymore?

*sniff*

[thebitterguy]

Pinky swear, baby, I asked for you, but they said you were booked.

I thought I WAS signed up for Tracy, though.

Ah, well. At least I'll get this damn millstone taken off my neck.