He DOES?

[thebitterguy]

Well, according to someone who knows the bible pretty darn well, God Hates Shrimp.

Well, that settles that. I mean, it's bad enough I live in Canada, but I love shrimp.

Ain't no saving for me.

Comments

[adders.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and those who know the Bible a little better also know that the section is question is essentially a "food safety survival guide" for the wandering tribes of Israel. We do tend to forget how easy it was to die of food poisoning in hot, dry conditions 3,000 years ago...

And the food restrictions were explicitly lifted in the New Testament, anyway.

So, plenty of saving left for you. :)

[thebitterguy]

Well, I ain't leaving Canada.

And I tried the whole "dietary survival guide". But some old habits die hard. I just thank God I live in a land where we have refridgeration. And shrimp.

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

I just thank God I live in a land where we have refridgeration.
This is Canada. Our land is refridgeration.

Upon re-reading the scripture, it seems God would also like you to avoid whale, dolphin and platypus.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

That webpage is run by a friend of danaeris, a friend who does not, in fact, hate shrimp.

[thebitterguy]

Well, the Shrimp one, yeah.

But I STILL LIVE IN CANADA! Don't you know what that means?

[pyat.livejournal.com]

It means Fred Phelps will PICKET YOUR GRAAAAAAAVE!

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

You know what else God hates? Charging interest to Jews. It's a sin, look it up!

I'm definitely going to convert before I buy my first house.

[thebitterguy]

God may hate it, but the Banks? They're ALL about it.

Someone needs to start up Godhatesbanks.com.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Not at all surprising. I had dinner at a Thai place once with a Jewish friend, and she gave me all her shrimp, because they're not kosher. I had no problem with that. :D

[thebitterguy]

I need to go for thai with Jewish people more often.

More shrimp for me!

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Exactly!