Is my brain working?

[thebitterguy]

The Canadian Barista Championship?

Does that make sense to ANYONE?

"This is the first time Eastern Canadians experienced the energy and excitement of a Barista Championship. Like The Iron Chef™, it has become a very popular spectator sport in the foodservice industry."

Battle half and half? Battle cinnamon? Battle chocolate sprinkles?

Okay, Jesus, this country's obsession with caffinated beverages has gone TOO FAR.

Edit: Christ on a crutch! Coffegeek.com? Will the madness never end? At least they eliminated the Breakfast Latte some time in the mists of history.

Comments

[innocent-man.livejournal.com]

Hey, lay off the baristas. I met my wife as a barista. :)

[thebitterguy]

Really? Love over latte? That's actually rather sweet.

Were you Barista-ing, or was she?

[rdansky.livejournal.com]

You know, all of this would go away if we'd stop referring to them as "baristas" and start calling them "coffee jerks".

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Nah, it'd all still be around, and you'd just be calling them "coffee jerks" instead.

[rdansky.livejournal.com]

Yes, but there would probably not be official competitions of "coffee jerk-offs".

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Why not? There's lot of suggestive innuendo in the world.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Just don't ask for extra foam.

*ducking*

I liked the Breakfast Latte

[luciancarter.livejournal.com]

EOM

Re: I liked the Breakfast Latte

[thebitterguy]

One of us. One of us.

Hee.