thebitterguy

Courtesy of Decade amigo

mr_weasel.

1. What is the most valuable lesson you have learned in your life?

Two. A) Don't go for a drive when it's snowing really hard and you're in a Chevy Celebrity with a tendency to skid out and no winter tires or B) if someone's behavior is off, you're about to either get a surprise party or be shot in the head.

2. How long does it take for you to shave your head in the morning?
I really don't check. I guess probably five minutes for head and face, maybe longer if I linger. The Headblade is a thing of beauty.

3. What trait do you admire most in your spouse?

Heh. Mostly, love is finding things to tolerate about the people you live with. Admire? She's grown more efficient and focused over the years, and seeks to better herself.

4. What would be your ideal job?

Fluffer recruiter, or cookbook tester. Failing that, computer game developer (creative, not coding). Something where my performance can't be measured in personal numbers, but in general results.

5. If you win the Super 7 Jackpot this Friday, what will you do with the money?

You mean WHEN I win the Super 7 jackpot this Friday? I'll pay off my debts, kiss my boss goodbye, buy tickets for my family to Turkey & Egypt to show them the new summer homes, and buy part of a wrestling school and a comic shop.

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