This has to happen.

[thebitterguy]

Okay, so, Snra & I went out to Blockbuster so she could spend part of her Christmas "gift certificate" (redeem147 will know of what I speak, and only her!), and she picked up a couple flicks from the 'previously enjoyed' section.

While doing that, I scoped out some of the flicks there.

This filled me with a depth of glee/terror as I'd not known since... Well, just ten second before, when I looked at this.

The first film is Boa Vs Python, in which two apparently radioactively enhanced snakes battle it out.

You see, a gigantic python gets loose, and to capture it the FBI releases a giant, bio-engineered boa constrictor. Because, well, that just makes sense. I would have released a giant Mongoose, and worked it to death on RPG contracts.

The films tagline is "It's two great snakes that snake great together!"

The other movie, well, I don't know what it's about, but it has Dean Kain and is set after a comet strike.

I'm, personally, not a connoisseur of crappy movies, but these two just grabbed my interest in a way I feel is personally unhealthy. They made me desire nothing less than getting a bunch of folks over, liquoring up, and watching them as we laugh ourselves catatonic.

Hell, throw in Hawk the Slayer while you're at it.

Feh. Comedy gold.

Comments

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

When you decide to have that bad-movies party, make sure to invite my husband. My sanity will not permit me to watch too much of that kind of stuff, so his friends get to feed that particular addiction.

[thebitterguy]

Sure. See, you'll get alone time out of it. Good for everyone!

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

No, I won't. I'll get, "Would you take care of the baby all afternoon and evening so I can go to Justin's and watch movies?" The fact that I'm still willing to do it is a tribute to my patience and forbearance as a wife.

[thebitterguy]

We'll bring the baby. I'm sure she'll love the Boa vs Python movie!

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

*maternal shudder* On second thought, I'll go to a friend's that night. Someone who hasn't got kids yet and will be quite happy to chase mine for a few hours. :)

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

So are you excited about the Hunter: The Reckoning movie? By the director of the cinematic abortions "House of the Dead" and "Alone in the Dark."

Rrr... I was a really big Alone in the Dark fan.

[thebitterguy]

It's not even based on the RPG, it's based on the video game.

That makes me laugh.

[haidee.livejournal.com]

hey, Hawk was OK, but if you really want cheese with your pizza you can't go past The Barbarians :0 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092615/
One of my very favourite movies that I really, really need to own. My copy went missing *pout* and I miss the twins.

I love cheesy movies, and can't get enough of them. I recently found a copy of The Dark. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109551/ which someone had the gall to bag *sniff* How can giant underground prehistoric rats be anything other than great?

[thebitterguy]

Those barbarian fellas? A couple of good Canadian boys.

I've never seen The Dark, but it has the makings of a classic.