The Bitter Guide to Marital Bliss

[thebitterguy]

"Son, you just don't understand. A woman, she's like a cranky Volcano god. Sure, you can beg, reason, and plead all you want. But unless you keep with the sacrifices, there's gonna be an eruption."

Comments

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

I love this!! Is this a quote (I really hope it's a quote) and if so, where from?

[thebitterguy]

No, just some advice I offered someone yesterday.

[thebitterguy]

And, of course, if you tell it to someone else, it will then have become a quote.

And I'll be one step closer to world domination.

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

You forgot to add the "Mwahahaha!" at the end of that.

You're slipping, Justin.

[thebitterguy]

Evil Laughs went out with good bond villains, and there hasn't been one of THOSE in close to 20 years.

God, I miss Zoran.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Can you sneak up behind someone in a Smart car the same way he did in the dirigible, though? Because that's important. :)

[thebitterguy]

I believe the technical term for a Smart is "portable blind spot".

That's why the US is so angry at Europe. All the smallcars there can't be picked up by satellite or radar.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

And man, those cars are small. My cousin had a minivan that she'd brought back from her years in the States (three kids, one severely disabled, ergo, minivan for which she had to import new tires... anyway) and it was by far the largest passenger vehicle on the road.

Conversely, their coach buses are ginormous double-decker dealies. Go fig.

We saw a Smart car the other day, and it was tiny, boy howdy. Looks like a heck of a lot of fun! We all expect the grand tour once yours is delivered, FYI. :)

[mr-weasel.livejournal.com]

And I'll be one step closer to world domination.

Not if I get there first. I have a company, you know.

[thebitterguy]

Yes, but I say quotable things.

[mr-weasel.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I say quotable things.

And I crush small countries before breakfast. It's all in the brochure, actually.

There is no need for me to be quoted.

:)