Bridget Jones 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[thebitterguy]

So, someone asked (possibly my wife). What would it take The Bitter Guy to see Bridget Jones 2?

A bit of re-casting. And some plot editing.

First off, the part of Marc Darcy would have to be re-cast from Colin Firth to Jean Claude Van Damme.

And the film, instead of detailing Bridget's various life stories, would instead be about how Marc Darcy hunts down and kills Hugh Grant's character.

And there would be shoot fighting involved. Possibly with glass glued to people's fists.

And then I'd go see Bridget Jones 2.

Comments

[gurudata.livejournal.com]

Hiho,

What about: Current cast, but all castmembers of your choice spend the entire movie naked? :)

Cu,
Andrew

[thebitterguy]

That would... No. No, no, no.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

Ah, there's where we differ.

NOTHING could make me see Bridget Jones' Diary 2.

However, National Treasure was a pleasant surprise.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

I saw it last night and it was delightful. Nice and fluffy and romantic.

[thebitterguy]

National Treasure has been treated less than kindly by everyone I know who's seen it.

I just wanna see it because you don't get many movies with TEmplar Treasure and the Illuminati in them.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

And Masons.

The one reviewer I read seemed to think it was DaVinci Code lite. I've never read the DaVinci Code, but besides my brother, everyone else I know who read that thought it stunk.

I'm not saying National Treasure is great art, but it's fun, funny and even educational. And Philly is so pretty.

Well, so's Nick Cage, so there's that.