Jesus, Canada post, Fuck!
Nov. 10th, 2004 10:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyOkay, today, a housewarming gift from a very good friend of mind arrived in the mail (Badass, your Rizzock the Hizzouse).
Okay, it may have arrived yesterday. You see, while I was taking out today's recyclables (amusing digression: I slept in a bit today, and snuck up on Snra as she was leaving for work. She screamed at my approach (I'm a silent walker, you see) she told me she left a 'love note' next to the tea. The love note was actually a series of instructions, not unlike those she leaves the maid, only with 'love' as the signoff. Ah, it's good to know that magic's still there. Anyway, the note included "take out the trash, take out recyclables, empty kitty litter box, which explains my last post) , I noticed a box, sitting in the bushes. "What could this be?," I asked my internal monologue.
It turns out the box was from Amazon.com, and contained a DVD set of Marx Brothers movies.
So, now I have two problems:
A)Canada Post seems to feel fine just leaving stuff lying around the front yard. Now, admittedly, MIlton is not a high crime area. But I get a fair amount of stuff shipped in, primarily RPG review stuff. And a good amount of that is unsolicited. If they DO arrive without my knowledge, and take a walk, how am I gonna know? And in the fucking BUSHES?
Okay, it's a small bush, directly underneath the mailbox, but seriously. Couldn't that have gone onto the front steps, or possibly in the side door?
B) Marx Brothers, or Halo 2? Dammit, I don't NEED this kinda decision on my day off!
Okay, it may have arrived yesterday. You see, while I was taking out today's recyclables (amusing digression: I slept in a bit today, and snuck up on Snra as she was leaving for work. She screamed at my approach (I'm a silent walker, you see) she told me she left a 'love note' next to the tea. The love note was actually a series of instructions, not unlike those she leaves the maid, only with 'love' as the signoff. Ah, it's good to know that magic's still there. Anyway, the note included "take out the trash, take out recyclables, empty kitty litter box, which explains my last post) , I noticed a box, sitting in the bushes. "What could this be?," I asked my internal monologue.
It turns out the box was from Amazon.com, and contained a DVD set of Marx Brothers movies.
So, now I have two problems:
A)Canada Post seems to feel fine just leaving stuff lying around the front yard. Now, admittedly, MIlton is not a high crime area. But I get a fair amount of stuff shipped in, primarily RPG review stuff. And a good amount of that is unsolicited. If they DO arrive without my knowledge, and take a walk, how am I gonna know? And in the fucking BUSHES?
Okay, it's a small bush, directly underneath the mailbox, but seriously. Couldn't that have gone onto the front steps, or possibly in the side door?
B) Marx Brothers, or Halo 2? Dammit, I don't NEED this kinda decision on my day off!
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Date: 2004-11-10 03:45 pm (UTC)