thebitterguy

Okay, so I'm at my FLGS today, lovingly caressing the Anne Coulter doll (her flesh, so soft, her voice, so hard) when I hear Shock the Monkey on the radio.

For those who do not know, it's a song by Peter Gabriel from the '80s in which he said "hey, you know, animal testing is freakin' BAD, man. Let's ease off the primate electro-shock, at least".

So, song ends, I pick up my Ultimates booster (got Baron Zemo! Woo!) and the Dj comes on and says "and that's Peter Gabriel with Shock the Monkey! Hey, I'll bet the humane society is gonna be upset about that!"

Jesus. Do they have NO idea how stupid they sound? The exact depths of their dumbness? Would it kill the masters of our airwaves to hire people who know something about, say, music and its history? With the IQs of chickens?

I mean, God, what's it say when I miss Carla Collins on the radio?