Seriously, how do you cure testosterone poisoning?

Deadliest Warrior is what happens when you take the concept behind Mythbusters, and add recreationists who are just a leeeeeeettle bit insecure with their sexuality and pig corpses.

Seriously, I think Patton Oswalt needs to update his gay pride parade bit to be "make catty comments during Deadliest Warrior". This show is so awesome, and fairly homo-erotic.

Oh, man. Deadliest Warrior slashfic: According to rule #34, it already exists.

Primarily H/C, mind you.

I don't know how long the show can sustain an awesome level this high. I suspect it would be even more awesome drunk. Maybe with everyone picking a side. A drinking game is necessary.

I wonder why they have William Wallace Vs Shaka Zulu instead of a highlander vs a Zulu Warrior?

edit: I will admit, they lost cred when they said a katana compared poorly to a viking axe. Who ever took out a tank with a viking axe? Other than possibly the Viking Prince.

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