Do not tempt the wrath of the Mall Ninja

From the department of "Hey, you kids, no loitering in the food court", we present:
We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

Internet wackiness is just the best thing ever.

Nu Who Nu ews

Let us give thanks that Steven Moffat will take over from RTD at the helm of Dr. Who.

Huzzah for the shopkeep!

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