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You know what? AWE was two and a half hours of interminable double crosses (which lose their effect when the characters lack any visible motivations) and an abbreviated sea battle, but the high point of the film was definitely the zombie monkey getting shot out of a cannon. That's so awesome you couldn't fit any more awesome into the cannon with the zombie monkey. In fact, I'd watch it over again just for the zombie monkey getting shot out the cannon(1).



1. Not really.

Comics complaints: Only a few months late!

Man, you know what I'm peeved about? Nextwave being cancelled. Yeah, I know it was a few months ago, but it was such an awesome book. I was listening to the theme song a while back (and it grows on you, just like the book) and they mentioned the midget Hitler, and I swear that's the most vivid image imaginable. A midget Hitler.

I presume, since it's a creation of the Beyond corporation it's an actual clone of Hitler in midget form (I will call him... Mini-Hiter), not a midget who espouses fascist ideology.

Man, if I see SI this summer, I'm gonna ask him to drawer me a midget Hitler in Fin Fang Foom's pants.

edit: and the Marvel Page where you can get the theme song indicates it was a maxi series all along. Ah, well. At least it's less fucked than Omega Flight on every possible level.

Midget Hitler!

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I've got this craving for a salad bar salad. I want a salad from the Humber College cafeteria, with lettuce, cheese, olives, Italian dressing and bacon bits.

There's something about the combination of those flavours, especially at the bottom when the lettuce is gone, and the tang of the dressing is mixing with the flavour of the olives and cheese and the bacon that just makes me hungry.

Plus, Roti day was cancelled at work, which fills me with rage.