On the plus side...

I did some retail therapy today. Man, Descent is just a beautiful game. Who's up for a few rounds?

mr_weasel, I got you the PHB2. There's a slight ding on the cover.

On the fringes of drama

Toronto Fringehas its schedule up. Giant Killer Shark looks interesting, as does the Archie one.

Business Casual: a story

I had cat fur on my pants, so I asked her to clean my pants with a lint brush. She brushed over my bum, when she noticed something.

"You have a hole in your pants," she said.

"Ah, no. I just got these pants. Where is it?"

"It split along the seam on your bum." Her voice moved, as she was looking at the break.

"Crap. How big is it? Would you say it's a hole, or more of a rift? Or possibly a gap?" A horrid thought crossed my mind. "Can you see my underwear?"

"I can see Uranus."

"How is that possible? I'm wearing underwear!"

"No, the planet Uranus. I can see it through the hole in your pants. You have a hole in Space/Time in your pants." She did not sound upset by this revelation.

"A hole in the space time continuum!? In my pants?! How the hell do you fix something like that?"

"Don't worry," she said. "I have a quantum string in my purse."

THE END

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An interesting piece on the dynamics of LJ Friends lists.

Now, I don't claim to have read it in full (page six, baby!) or have even understood everything I've read (reading in between calls, baby!), so if any of you hyper-educated types want to explain the big words, go ahead.

Teefed from the cyberpunk community.