Funny shit

Chuck Norris knows about the random facts about Chuck Norris.

And it looks like he's okay with it.

What do you do to a rhinoceros with three bolls?

Walk him and pitch to the hippo.

Okay, that didn't work. But here at the Bitter Guide, that's never stopped us before.

Feh.

In the search for more fun, I found this article on everyone's favourite German Film Director, Uwe Boll. Although a bit hyperbolic (and, folks, that's ME saying that), it is amusing.

This is Boll's Wikipedia entry. Apparently he does have actual film training, which doesn't explain why he's so bad. His company's website is in both English and German, so that's nice and confusing.

I was taken to all this by this review of Bloodrayne by howardtayler.

Man. Some guy goes from "that guy who makes shitty video game movies" to "public enemy #1" in a few days. Who knew?