My discworld horoscope

21 January - 18 February
The Knotted String

This year the Hogfather has brought you something not related at
all to sausages. Luckily for you (and much to everyone else's
dismay), this year you'll radiate charisma all over. Glamour. A smile
from you can move a thousand ships, and it's not that you have a
champagne-bottle face. You are dangerous. I don't want to see you,
I won't risk being sold a Shrimp Encyclopedia by you and having
to thank you afterwards. Please, don't go into politics. Something
should be done about you. I wonder if garlic will be enough or
or I'll have to look for something more effective...