More of the funny

A dog went wild and attacked a young boy in central park NY. A man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it to death.

A reporter for the NY times calls the man to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism.

He suggests the headline: "New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!" But the man tells him: "I'm not from NY." Ok,then how about: "American hero saves the day." "But," the man told him, "I'm not American."

"Then, where are you from?" asked the reporter. "I'm from Pakistan," the man answered.

The next day the headlines read:
"MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK.
FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL-QAEDA!"

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Stuff;

tomorrow, I will do no work. I have a meeting and a rehearsal.

Today, went for dinner at Rancho Relaxo with maliszew. Lime soup was less great than usual (too thin, and not enough cheese).

Kibbitzes, kvetched. Fun, as always.

I now have a zit in my nose. I suspect this is proof God is angry with me for something.

Bedtime. Sleeeepy.

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Oh, yeah. The maid was in today. The house smells clean and nice.

And the stove is creepily tidy. The display and everything. I'm kinda scared.