We have seen the enemy

And it is somethingawful.com.

Man, the photoshop phridays are cute, but This guy is the fricking Antichrist.

Could we not inquire of his folks to possibly smother him under a soft pillow? For everyone's sake?

Five husband points!

"Hey, honey, you look kind of warm. Why don't you take a nice relaxing bubble bath? Oh, no, it's no trouble, I've already drawn it. Here's a nice towel to relax your head on. Let me know if you want more candles, okay?"

Some days, I don't screw up.