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There is nothing in the world better than the feeling of my face right after I've got from 'scruffy' to 'smooth, like baby bottom'.

I just wanna rub my face for hours afterwards. Ahhhh...

So, I spoke with the 'rents today. I got a little more clarification on the operation. You see, in my mind's eye, I saw some Frankensteinian procedure that involved bone saws and them bridge suckers.

The truth of the matter? A SEVEN CENTIMETRE INCISION!

I have bigger scars than that ON MY HEAD!

He'll be under for 78 minutes. Which was the part that got me upset. When my mom went in for a spinal fusion about 6 years ago, she spent a day or two under (I think it may have been longer than normal, but she probably needed the rest).

But this? He could get it done with a local. Feh.

My parents, if you can believe this, are taking a limo into town, and back. Gotta love it.

So, it appears mind numbingly routine, not unlike a procedure he'd perform on one of his own patients(although, for Christ's sake, you'd think he'd retire already! He's almost 70!).

Feh. I really need to get these 'unresolved issues' issues resolved so I don't have to feel my stomach drop every time the phone rings.

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So, I figured I'd never do this again (the tank was amusing, but really, let's not be silly) when I saw this. You know, Fight Club is just one of those great movies. And by great, I mean great.

So, I took the "Which Fight Club Character are YOU?" test. And, at the end, it asked 'which character do you think you'll be?', and I replied, because I like to joke, "Bob" (who was played by Meatloaf).

Well, don't say the universe doesn't have a good sense of humour.





What FIGHT CLUB character are you?