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You know why I hate living in/near Toronto? One reason. The morning show hosts. I have no idea why, but the crop of mental defectives I hear screeching at my from the radio each day just does nothing to help me get up & go. It DOES help me reach for my 'off' button and my tv remote, to check out CNN.

I think the saddest bit is that the only morning person worth listening to (as in, the least annoying) is Carla Collins. If you've ever been in Toronto, and suffered a severe headache, it's likely her fault. Carla is one of those people who seems to be famous for being famous. Apparently she's a 'comedienee', which is strange because she isn't that funny. Much like Goldie Hawn, I guess.

The worst is that bunch of monkeys they set to do the am screech at The Edge. Sweet Elvis. Both unfunny and just plain dumb, I feel they may be spreading a form of mental Ebola, causing people's brains to melt. I hereby suggest they be euthanized and dissected to see if they're infected.

Vivissection, while horrible, is also a possibility. In fact, if you just want to Euthanize them, you can skip the dissection.

Feh. I'll just listen to decades old Johnny Cash songs instead.