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Jan. 10th, 2002 09:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyYou know why I hate living in/near Toronto? One reason. The morning show hosts. I have no idea why, but the crop of mental defectives I hear screeching at my from the radio each day just does nothing to help me get up & go. It DOES help me reach for my 'off' button and my tv remote, to check out CNN.
I think the saddest bit is that the only morning person worth listening to (as in, the least annoying) is Carla Collins. If you've ever been in Toronto, and suffered a severe headache, it's likely her fault. Carla is one of those people who seems to be famous for being famous. Apparently she's a 'comedienee', which is strange because she isn't that funny. Much like Goldie Hawn, I guess.
The worst is that bunch of monkeys they set to do the am screech at The Edge. Sweet Elvis. Both unfunny and just plain dumb, I feel they may be spreading a form of mental Ebola, causing people's brains to melt. I hereby suggest they be euthanized and dissected to see if they're infected.
Vivissection, while horrible, is also a possibility. In fact, if you just want to Euthanize them, you can skip the dissection.
Feh. I'll just listen to decades old Johnny Cash songs instead.
I think the saddest bit is that the only morning person worth listening to (as in, the least annoying) is Carla Collins. If you've ever been in Toronto, and suffered a severe headache, it's likely her fault. Carla is one of those people who seems to be famous for being famous. Apparently she's a 'comedienee', which is strange because she isn't that funny. Much like Goldie Hawn, I guess.
The worst is that bunch of monkeys they set to do the am screech at The Edge. Sweet Elvis. Both unfunny and just plain dumb, I feel they may be spreading a form of mental Ebola, causing people's brains to melt. I hereby suggest they be euthanized and dissected to see if they're infected.
Vivissection, while horrible, is also a possibility. In fact, if you just want to Euthanize them, you can skip the dissection.
Feh. I'll just listen to decades old Johnny Cash songs instead.
