My letter to Sir Sean.

[thebitterguy]

Sent to Seanconnery.com.

Dear Sir Sean:

My woman is occasionally disagreeable. I was wondering, do you suggest a backhanded slap, or the more transitional open handed fore slap?

Yours,

Sir Mickey Gladhander, OBE

Comments

[diaperman.livejournal.com]

Who does the slapping? Just a question....

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Get out of my head.

[thatdv8.livejournal.com]

Are OBE's allowed to use the title "Sir?"

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

Particularly since he is a Scottish separatist.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Eh. Scottish separatism is pretty much dead, now. (Speaking as the niece of a former SNP member.) The Stone of Scone was returned, there's a Scottish Parliament, the UK is part of the EU (OK? ;), and the economy's on a huge upswing. None of my family seem to think there's a movement left, at this point.

As for Sir Sean, he's a citizen of the UK, so yes, he's allowed to use the title -- hypocritical, perhaps, but kosher.