The Bitter Guide to CSI

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, I like the show. It's fun. Police procedural without Jack Klugman. Those neato little zooms into entry wounds and flashbacks and shit. All fun.

But I honestly don't give a shit about any of the characters. Really. I haven't bothered to learn any of their names.

There's The Guy from Manhunter, The Blonde Chick, The Black Guy, The Italian Guy, The Mousy Brunette, The Geeky Lab Guy, Robert J. Sawyer, and The Cop.

Every week, they get into wacky adventures, and use up a lot of resources to solve crimes that occasionally turn out to have been nothing more than "oops, my bad". My favourite was "a bunch of kids make an episode of Jackass with live ammunition". Or "A furry dies because of Ipecac."

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

And civet oil!

[proemial.livejournal.com]

Nick is hot. Enough reason to watch the show. :)

[tenzil.livejournal.com]

I love that last one because hey, dead furry.

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

That's the way I feel about the show; I love watching it, but I couldn't tell you a thing about any of the characters :)