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[thebitterguy]

Ah, Seanbaby.

You know, once upon a time a friend asked me if I WAS Seanbaby. I confirmed that was patently false, because if I ever wrote anything people liked that much, there'd be a motherfucking press release. I've learned from RJS.

Okay, this is funny too.

But he went way too far in that first one. Totally unacceptable. Must be killed.

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[anidada.livejournal.com]

Way off base about LARPing and sex lives. Waaaaay off base. Clearly someone who's never LARPed. At least, not in Southern Ontario.

[thebitterguy]

Strictly MET, or Nero/EPOCH?

I disagreed with that one too, but fandom has done WONDERS for my sex life.

I'm only partially sarcastic there.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Strictly MET, in Creighton's game in Ptbo -- and anyone who was involved will surely vouch for it as a hotbed of... hot beds. Oy, I'm going to hell for that one.

[thebitterguy]

You know, LARP never led directly to hot action for me. That's what I get for playing a gay workaholic Tremere.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Yeah, see, if you'd been a Toreador...

[thebitterguy]

I would have had to KILL myself. Fuckin' Toreador.

One time, I had an idea for a Toreador character. His art form was criticism. After a century of being ghouled to a Toreador, forced by their bond to fawn over her every derivative, poorly done piece, he was himself embraced.

His sire was killed, leaving him free to galavant across the world, making every opening a hellish experience for the poor artiste.

And that's how I'd play a Toreador.