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[thebitterguy]

• 20:01 RT @MaxGeiger: We can't pit Bruce Lee against Chuck Norris in our simulator because (and this is seekrit) Bruce Lee IS our simulator. #
• 22:18 #deadliestwarrior "I wanna see what it does to our ARMOUR" is the call of the pussy. #
• 08:53 Re: #deadliestwarrior If you have a neato blinding or otherwise incapacitating weapon? Leave that shit at home. #

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[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

If it ain't one hit one kill, they're not impressed.

[thebitterguy]

No kidding. It hosed Shaka Zulu AND the Ninja.

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

By the way, did you see Green Beret v. Spetnaz? That Spetnaz fellow was freaking scary.

[rodshark.livejournal.com]

He was like Ivan Drago without the cheerful disposition and great sense of humor *lol*


And they already tested Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris, it was called "Way of the Dragon" and Chuck had his lame ass handed to him.

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

I will break you. While wearing cool sunglasses.

[thebitterguy]

Their breakdancing combat style did kind of detract from the terror factor.

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

made me want a Saiga shotgun though

[rodshark.livejournal.com]

I loved watching the throwing star bounce off the ballistic gel dummy... "deadly effective four scapels flying at you" my ass, they got that shit at the State Fair *lol*

[thebitterguy]

Hey, how dare you denigrate the good name of Ninja master Lou Klein?