A Pledge

[thebitterguy]

Mama Cass Elliot has been in the ground for thirty five years. She would be Gran'mama Cass now.

I think it's time we just laid off the weight jokes. Seriously. And the ham sandwich jokes. ESPECIALLY the ham sandwich jokes

Now I know it'll be hard, but this is a good first step. I mean, it'll be hard to switch away. For God's sake, she was in a band called The Big Three. But we will be strong.

And Karen Carpenter, now that I mention it. All the damn sandwich jokes. Seriously, what's WRONG with you people?

Karen Carpenter/Mama Cass jokes are RIGHT OUT.

That is all.

Comments

[athelind.livejournal.com]

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I think the most horrible laugh I've ever had was when I saw a "Behind the Music" about Mama Cass and they featured her daughter, very, VERY distraught saying "It wasn't a ham sandwich!" That was it. That was the whole cut.

It was so oddly defensive and childish that I just couldn't help it. I laughed my ass off.

[sushisweetie.livejournal.com]

Fat jokes are for people who lack the imagination to find anything beyond the physical funny.

And some people are just insensitive assholes. Seriously, if Mama Cass were my mother, that shit would piss me off too.

It wasn't a ham sammich...

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