Tweets for Today

[thebitterguy]

• 23:57 Just a quick note: In your life, you will only HAVE to attend one funeral. Everything else is just done as a sign of respect. #
• 11:29 Tonight, rain or shine, I go collecting for the heart and stroke association. Well, probably rain or moonshine. #
• 12:15 Who's got two thumbs and constantly craves validation? This guy! #

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Comments

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

Actually, if you have a memorial service, you don't even have to attend that one.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Or simply no service at all.

In some cases, even if services are held, attendance is, to say the least, optional.

Amelia Erhardt didn't attend HER funeral.

[thebitterguy]

Tom Sawyer did attend his, though.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, reports of his demise etc. etc.

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

With enough moonshine you dont notice the rain!