Okay, Here's the Situation: Who's on first?

[thebitterguy]

I think Pixel Barrell was the first to notice this, but the tea shop guy is Jeffery from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Which, of course, makes me think current speculation is all a smokescreen, and in 2011 we can look forward to the 4th of July weekend being dedicated to: Who, starring Will Smith.

Can you imagine it? The remaining Ponderous Announcer man speaks over a slowly appearing Tardis. "There is a man. No one knows his name. No one knows where he comes from. But in 2011, everyone will get to know... Who.

Script Excerpt!


Companion: Doctor, the Daleks just vapourized the Chrysler building!
Who: Ah, Hell Nah!

He'll jump out of the way of an explosion, and the inside of the Tardis will look like an Apple store. Fresh new hotness, people!

When he first regenerates, he'll have to combine the "walk through a giant wardrobe" scene with his suitification in MiB. Imagine Will Smith's urban energy mated to the historicity of Dr. Who! We're talking mega-blockbuster!

Directed by Michael Bay, from a script by JJ Abrams.

Get in line now, kids!

Comments

[rentagurkha.livejournal.com]

What did I ever do to you?

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

I'd watch that!

I would hope to hell it didn't happen, but if it did I would go see it.

Just like you would run out your front lawn to watch the nuclear missile cruise across the sky. Can't stop it, but you will never see anything like that again.

[thebitterguy]

You stopped writing your political blog! It broke my heart!

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

I think I noticed it many years ago (after all, my DVD), but she may have been the first to point it out that evening.

[malliabu.livejournal.com]

Not to nitpick but isn't it Geoffrey? Seeing as how Will always called him G.

[thebitterguy]

You know what you just did? You nitpicked.

[thebitterguy]

Awesome metaphor, btw.

[malliabu.livejournal.com]

Damn! I specifically said I wasn't gonna do that.

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

Hip hop remix of the Dr Who theme by Kanye West with vocals by Jadakiss.

"uh .. uh .. " oooweee ooooooo ..wwwwweeeee ooowoooooo "uh .. uh .. " (autotuned) "he's doctor whooooooo.." "dooooctor whoooooo" "uh... uh..."

[thebitterguy]

What, you don't think Big Willie Styles is up to doing his own theme songs anymore?

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

Because will smith's hip hop performances are occasionally funky and entertaining, it would not do for this project. We need the kind of hip hop that is incoherent grunting and yelps punctuated by cries of things like G-UNIT! and WHUT WHUT, followed by autotuned diva wailing.