thebitterguy

I think Pixel Barrell was the first to notice this, but the tea shop guy is Jeffery from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Which, of course, makes me think current speculation is all a smokescreen, and in 2011 we can look forward to the 4th of July weekend being dedicated to: Who, starring Will Smith.

Can you imagine it? The remaining Ponderous Announcer man speaks over a slowly appearing Tardis. "There is a man. No one knows his name. No one knows where he comes from. But in 2011, everyone will get to know... Who.

Script Excerpt!

Companion: Doctor, the Daleks just vapourized the Chrysler building!
Who: Ah, Hell Nah!

He'll jump out of the way of an explosion, and the inside of the Tardis will look like an Apple store. Fresh new hotness, people!

When he first regenerates, he'll have to combine the "walk through a giant wardrobe" scene with his suitification in MiB. Imagine Will Smith's urban energy mated to the historicity of Dr. Who! We're talking mega-blockbuster!

Directed by Michael Bay, from a script by JJ Abrams.

Get in line now, kids!